Welcome to the Satellite Hoax! – Song by: Conspiracy Music Guru

I would like to share a nice song about the satellite hoax. I have posted some things about this subject in the past and this song sums up a lot of things that we have been lied about. Satellites are a hoax – see for yourselves!

The song:

Here are the lyrics:

Well I know it’s a really hard pill to take When somebody says that satellites could be fake But don’t you find it a little suspicious That you can’t find any real satellite pictures It might be hard to be believed But maybe we’re all being deceived If you think you’ve seen one up in the sky Uh uh, you can’t see em with the naked eye Coz a satellite is about the size of a car At least 300 miles away you can’t see that far whatever those dots are that move in the night I’m telling you that ain’t no satellite

Chorus: Welcome to the satellite hoax Just another one of them NASA jokes You can’t find me a picture of a satellite Without bringing up a bunch of that CGI Just a bunch of cartoons all over the place When I search satellites in space Yeah type that phrase into google folks And let me welcome you to the satellite hoax

Now before all of ya’ll start getting pissed I ain’t saying that satellites don’t exist I’m saying that it’s theoretically absurd To think these devices orbit the earth Coz I’ve seen em hanging from big balloons Even google’s doing it too now man (Have you seen that, yeah go check out project loon) And every now and then a satellite crashes But that information never gets to the masses Coz then you’ll find out how these things really work They’re just on balloons man they don’t orbit the earth Coz once upon a time one crashed In Brazil With the balloon attached to it still

Chorus

How can satellites be in the thermosphere When the temperature up there is way too severe How can that type of equipment survive How comes those satellites aren’t burned alive I’m telling you man it’s just a pack of lies There ain’t no orbiting satellites Because 99 percent of our communication Comes from undersea cables and cell tower stations And GPS is ground based too man Go check out a system called loran It’s a military system for navigation That uses ground towers to track your location Are you seeing it yet?

Chorus

See tesla figured out how to communicate Without the need for satellites in space It’s mostly ground based towers you see And that’s how you get your “satellite TV” They’ve monetized what tesla made for free With their, with their fake satellite industry It was Arthur C Clark that theorized these things These sci-fi boxes with solar wings Another Freemason it’s no surprise They make science fiction and they monetize They’ve stolen Tesla’s technology And they get you to pay for your TV Are you seeing it now people?!

Chorus

So next time you see a photo of the earth from space Look for satellites you won’t find a trace They musta disappeared I guess Can’t even see any from the ISS If you wanna have yourself a little enjoyment Go watch a NASA satellite deployment Oh man and let me welcome you to the satellite hoax

 

Song made by: Conspiracy Music Guru

 

All Hands Research part I – Satellite Balloons Above Flat Earth

Sending equipment into the atmosphere with use of balloons is not something of the last decade. This technique has been used for many years. In this post I will discuss some things I have found about satellite balloons. These balloons are substitutes for those satellites that supposedly are in orbit around earth.

In a couple of numbers of the All hands archive I found information about the use of these balloons. There is a lot of detailed information, even some of the information in these articles may be propaganda from that era, it will be very interesting!

 

Satellite balloons

The first article is about the sending of 100 balloons into the atmosphere for high altitude research in chemistry and physics. There is also a mention of August Piccard, the first man who entered the stratosphere with use of a balloon.

‘’TO 700,000 FEET BY BALLOONS Clusters of balloons designed to lift a gondola of scientific instruments and two observers to an altitude of 100,000 feet will be employed by the Navy this year in its explorations of the atmosphere. The Office of Naval Research has entered into a contract for construction of the balloons, and for the services of Dr. Jean Piccard, noted aeronaut. One hundred balloons, each 57 feet in diameter, will support the 400-pound aluminum gondola, its equipment, Dr. Piccard and a Navy pilot not yet named. It’s all part of the Navy’s program of high altitude research in chemistry and physics. If successful, the cluster balloons would erase the previous high-altitude record set in 1935 by Capt. Albert W. Stevens and Capt. Orvil A. Anderson of the Army, who hold the distinction of having ascended higher than any other humans- 72,395 feet. Use of clusters of balloons, Dr. Piccard believes, gives greater control and eliminates inflation hazards as the higher, rarefied regions are reached. It is planned that the “skyhook” laboratory will be held at an altitude of 100,000 feet for hours, while controlled scientific measurements are made, something impossible in unmanned balloons and rockets streaking at mile-second speeds. Dr. Piccard has been experimenting since 1937 with cluster balloons, and has made successful ascents to comparatively low altitudes. The Navy-sponsored ascent is planned in mid-June from NAS, Ottumwa, Iowa. It will be Dr. Jean Piccard’s first trip to the stratosphere since 1934 when he and his pilot wife, Jeannette, ascended to 57,979 feet. Dr. Piccard is twin brother of the noted August Piccard, who made the first stratosphere ascent-51,795 feet in 1931 in Bavaria.’’

(ALL HANDS FEBRUARY 1947 NUMBER 360 p14.)

 

Hurricoon, a Satellite balloonSkyhook balloon with gondola

The next article is about the skyhook balloon ‘’Hurricoon’’. This balloon was made to make pictures of hurricanes. This is done to gather information about weather. The camera makes pictures on a ball shaped mirror to capture a bigger area. Also time-lapse pictures were taken by this balloon.

‘’The Navy has a new apparatus for getting the goods on Connie, Diane, Hazel and the other “wicked ladies” who’ve been raising hob on the East Coast in recent years. Dubbed the Hurricoon, the apparatus is simply a Skyhook plastic balloon equipped with a camera gondola. From an altitude of about 80,000 feet it will make a continuing, panoramic, picture story of a hurricane as part of a joint effort by the Navy, Air Force and Weather

Bureau to learn more about these devastating storms. In order to get over a hurricane the balloon will take advantage of a high-altitude wind reversal which occurs during the summer in middle latitudes. It will probably be released at the Naval Air Facility, Weeksville, N. C., rising to an altitude between 30,000 and 70,000 feet. From the coast it will drift out over the ocean until it reaches its “turn-around-point,” where it will be directed by radio to ascend to 80,000 feet. At that height it will enter shoreward-moving air currents which will carry it back over the storm. When it reaches a satisfactory recovery point its flight will be terminated and its instruments will be parachuted to earth.

Hurricoon is rigged so that a 35-mm flight camera, dangling on wires below it, is focused on a large ball with a mirror-like surface. Once a minute, for 12 hours or more, the camera will photograph the reflection on the ball. Since the visual horizon at 80,000 feet is about 320 miles, the reflection will show an area of more than 300,000 square miles.

In addition to its radio equipment and the panoramic setup, the balloon will carry a second camera to make time-lapse pictures of cloud tops and a third to photograph the balloon’s instruments. The instrument-panel shots, synchronized with the panoramic camera, will tell where the balloon was and how it was oriented for each of the panoramic photos. Besides Hurricoon, the Navy will gather hurricane data with lower altitude balloons, specially-instrumented buoys and picture-taking rockets that chase the lady killers.’’

(ALL HANDS OCTOBER 1956 NUMBER 476 p19.)

 

Radiosonde balloons

Previous temperature recorders calibrated outside temperature against altitude, humidity and other atmospheric conditions. Application of the submarine “u-cape hatch” principle to the WV-3 resulted in installation of a small, pressure equalization chamber tor use in releasing radiosonde balloons. it enables the weather-recording balloons to be released from within the airplane, at altitude, without depressurizing the main cabin.

The balloons return to earth, transmitting temperature, humidity and dew point information en route. The WV-3, like its sister plane, has a galley for meals aloft and bunks for off-duty crews. Cabins are pressurized to maintain 10,600-toot comfort at 25,000 feet. The interior can be kept at 75 degrees despite 60-below-zero temperatures outside.

(ALL HANDS APRIL 1956 number 470  p40.)

 

Conclusion

After seeing this information it is clear that there were many uses of satellite balloons back then. The use of this will be much more elaborate today. Striking about these techniques is that there is not much information being released about this today, and that always the use is always is being awarded to satellites that are supposedly in orbit.

Techniques that substitute satellites – Real Satellites Of NASA

Ever heard this one: satellites do not exist! There are many reasons satellites – as NASA shows them to us are actually no flying objects in orbit around planet earth. You may think that this is a ridiculous statement, because how would we have GPS or telephone connections? To get to know the answer i would like to invite you to the wonderful world of satellites.

 

Where is the ISS?

When you search satellites on google, you only get some weird cartoons of satellites, no real pictures at all. When you want to see the ISS – the most famous of the satellite hoax, you will never be able to find the location where this thing will fly. This is because the tracker that has been made available by NASA is no tracker!. When the time is changed on your computer the location will also change. This means it is not being tracked at all!

And how about GPS and telephone connections? It is really simple and the reason why these things work without satellites orbiting earth you can see almost every day. Telephone connections and GPS work only because of antennas! Antennas are everywhere – so why would they build them when there were satellites? The answer is because they simply do not exist and all the things that are claimed to be done by satellites are just done by other techniques. I have listed some of these techniques in the following part.

 

Alternative techniques:

There are balloons with equipment launched all over the world. This is one of the ways NASA makes the illusion that satellites in outer space exist.
Some other techniques that are being used to substitute satellites are:

1. GPS uses Cel-tower triangulation not Satellites
2 Undersea Cables
3. High Altitude Airships (HAA)
4. High Altitude Platforms (HAP)
5. Lighter-than-air vehicles (LAV)
6. High Altitude Long Endurance (HALE)
7. High Altitude Long Operation (HALO)
8. StratSat
9. Airborne Relay Communication (ARC)
10. HeliPlat which connects to the HeliNet System
11. High Altitude Shuttle System (HASS)
12. Small Balloon Systems (SBS)
13. Nano Balloon Systems (NBS)
14. Google Loon System
15. Stratospheric Platform Systems (SPS)
16. High Altitude Long Endurance Demonstrator (HALE-D)

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